Hello fellow earthling!

If you chose the life of honesty, decency, and respectability, I extend to you a heartfelt warm welcome, with the hope that an offering or two would catch your fancy and the presentation would satisfy your senses.

If the aforementioned failed to please you, then you can let your desire or curiosity dictate the course: continue to explore if you would like to, or exercise your free will to leave without letting your heart skip a beat.

To the upright, brave, or the curious still interested in better acquainting him or herself with the person behind this artefact, if the desire to know only burns slowly, then you can start by perusing the About page, an abridged biography of sorts.